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Two guys are stranded
in the desert dying of
thirst. As they're walking
along they see a little
hut. They run up to it
and knock on the door.
This big, fat, hairy,
smelly, ugly, lady
The first man tells the
lady about their situation
and begs her for a drink.
The women says, "Sure,
if you have s*x with
The first man replies, "I
would rather die in this
desert, then have s*x
with you."
The second man wants
to live and agree's to do
the deed. He and the
woman enter the hut,
leaving the first man
outside. The woman
says, "Well, let's do it!"
The man agrees to start
but only if she will close
her eyes. He looks
around the hut and sees
a table full of corn on it.
He picks one up, uses it
on her and throws it out
the window. The
woman opens her eyes
and asks for it again.
The man agrees and
repeats the deed. The
woman is finally satisfied
and agrees to give the
man and his friend
some water. The man
calls his friend in and
informs him that the
women is going to give
them some water.
The friend replies, "The
hell with the water, I
want some more of that
buttered corn!"

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