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1its 9jatop fun time Empty its 9jatop fun time on 26th August 2014, 5:23 pm


If Life Were Like A Computer:
You could add/remove someone in your life
using the control panel.
You could put your kids in the recycle bin
and restore them when you feel like it!
You could improve your appearance by
adjusting the display settings.
You could turn off the speakers when life
gets too noisy.
You could click on (Ctrl, F) to recover your
lost remote control and car keys.
To get your daily exercise, just click on run!
If you mess up your life, you could always
press Ctrl, Alt, Delete and start all over!
True or False?

2its 9jatop fun time Empty Re: its 9jatop fun time on 26th August 2014, 5:26 pm


A man came home from work, sat down in
his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and
said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer
before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him
a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring
me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time, she looked a little angry, but
brought him a beer. When it was gone, he
said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start
any second!"
"That's it!" she blows her top.
"You idiot!
You walk in here, flop your fat ass down,
don't even say hello to me and then expect
me to run around like your slave! Don't you
realise that I cook and clean and wash and
iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh sh*t! It's started."
one word for the couple???

3its 9jatop fun time Empty Re: its 9jatop fun time on 27th August 2014, 3:02 am


Nice one

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